The grandfather paradox basically?

Or the 3rd men paradox?

I think quantum fisics found a way to fix that the multiples dimensions and multiverse

Basically the grandfather paradox. (I am about to post our conversation finisher ww just had)

Me:"So about MIB3..."
Friend:"Dear god no.."
Me:"No don't worry I just want to say someth-"
Friend:"NO"
Me:"But i jus-"
Friend:" Shut up!!!"
Me:"...."
Friend:"...."
Me:".............."
Friend:" Fine, keep talking"
Me:"I dont think you deserve to hear it now."
Friend: "Okay I didnt really ca-"
Me:" Fine I'll tell you..... I realize why Will Smith was able to do that"
Friend:"...Why?"
Me: " Well because he is awesome like me"
Friend"..."
Me:"So if he was able to go back in time because he was awesome then anyone awesome should be able to! So my time machine will be here in 3....2....1.........0"
Both of us:......
Me: "Guess my theory was wrong..."
Friend: "Nah, its just that you aint awesome"
Me: :(

I broke my grandparents wifi...

lol i am lmfao

the thing ur friend said at the end was hallarious

but uve got a point bout him going to the past

You know you have a real friend when they troll you when your down

We had another chat today posting now.

Friend: What came first the chicken or the egg?
Me:KFC
Friend: What???
Me: Well its obvious without KFC chickens would have no meaning of life.
Friend:..... You sure?
Me: Well maybe it might be Chick Fil A but im pretty sure its KFC
Friend:....
Me: Dude stop with the awkward silence.
Friend: Whatever.

Ha owned....

Lol

KFC BEEECHES!

Kfc beaches? Whats that mean? XD

It's a beach where they hand out free KFC

... but i dont like KFC...

Newest conversation

Friend: Whats the meaning of life
Me:.... Dont make me get all soul searchy bro
Friend: Just tell me what you think!
Me: Fine. I believe the meaning of life is to live and die with no regrets. The meaning of life changes from person to person so can I really give you an answer about everyones meaning of life? I heard a statement that the meaning of life is to do something super important to change the world. The thing is people like parents and teachers do important things that will change the shape of humanities next generation....
Friend:.... Dude .... I should of listened when you tried to ignore my question....

Yeah I don't have time for that stuff

X3 Remember people post more stuff for laughs!

Then I am hilarious considering how much I post. Hey, have you seen the exploding cake prank?

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'

Some old men can still think fast.

XD the alligator!!!

IFUNNY dominates

.... i didnt get this off ifunny.... i dont even have an idevice

Sad, just got braces and cut my foot long hair. Noe its at my eyebrows and it was forced...

Well that sucks , if it makes you feel any better I have to wash the dog do dishes and get perfect grades and do a project in one day (I have done this before but I still got a B on it )